A Dozen Reasons I Don’t Like Cheese

  1. It smells
  2. Fermented moldy milk
  3. The taste
  4. Melted messiness
  5. Orange Cheetos stains
  6. Ruins hamburgers
  7. It smells
  8. You used to have to ask for cheese. Now you have to ask for no cheese.
  9. Conspiracy
  10. There are too many kinds
  11. It’s fattening
  12. It smells

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